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erm.. tagged: Six Weird Things About Me

Sun Apr 16, 2006, 8:11 PM
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What, only six?

1. I like Bulgarian Feta cheese and black olive sandwiches. This kept most people
far away from me in the high school cafeteria, which was great :) ..except for the
Vietnamese and thier fermented squid soup.

1.6180 I once (as a baby) "accidently" ate a sandwich consisting of milk scum (the stuff that
floats on the top when you boil milk), and rat poison {warfarin} (thinking it was sugar) on bread. I lived!
Now I try to eat as much sugar as possible as I think it prevents cancer and death ;)

2. I didn't like any other kind of music except classical (Beethoven & Mozart) until the age
of 22, when I was corrupted by a girl I fell in love with and went
to a Rolling Stones Concert.... The end of my Robotic Phase
of musical taste and the beginning of my appreciation of human voice.

2.71828 My Robotic Phase included Kraftwerk ("We are the Robots", my fave)
Walter (now Wendy) Carlos' "Switched on Bach", Jean-Michel Jarre and Tomita.

3. I ~built~ my first computer when I was 14. I first programmed one at 13. Fortran IV on cards.

3.14159 Bill Gates wanted to buy my PDP-10 but the deal fell through because he was too cheap.
I wanted 140K$ but his cheap people wanted to pay only 40k$. In the end I got only <10k$ elsewhere :(

4. I love the smell of Scotch brand transparent sticky tape. hmm like fresh new synthetic pine trees! :)

4.2 I have an exceptionally well developed sense of smell. I attribute this to my large nose
and likely existence of my Jacob's Organ, an extra sense gland that allows me to sometimes
sense from body odour and pheromones if someone is afraid, sick or bleeding.
This is considered a medical disorder: Hyperosmia,
"characteristic of someone with a neurotic or histrionic personality". great.

5. I have never been drunk or (passed out from it), never taken any drugs, happy gas, sniffed
glue, eaten magic mushrooms etc.. (except coffee and aspirin). I get high from smelling a freshly bathed body,
sweet perfumes, and nice fruity shampoo'd hair. :) I believe in natural happiness, not a chemical induced one.

5.729 I only drink alcohol rarely, never alone, usually with a meal, and only for taste.

6. It takes me about three years for me to know, trust and like someone (if they stick around that long).
It takes about 3 seconds for people to decide if they like (or tolerate) me, and those that do
claim that they can never know me completely. Those that don't, really can't stand me, and the feeling is mutual!

6.99999 It takes me on average 9 years to get over a past girl-friend. With no one in between.

7.777 I can divine (witch) for buried water, pipes and wires using two L-shaped copper wires.
My detection accuracy is less than 4 cm on x/y, unkown depth, 9 times out of 10. Unfortunately,
this does not allow me to find buried treasure, buy winning lottery tickets or find a mate:(
It only works for something which has a flow of ions/electrons. For example, I could find a
buried body, as long as they were still pumping blood...

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"dwell in possibility."-emily dickinson
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the sandwiches or the rat poison? ;O

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Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera !
- Jeanne D'Arc.
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ohh so you'll find my body! i'm so glad, that's a relief ;D

i'll be pumping till death ;D

nice, especialy electronic part!

the biggest result of mine was learn how to repeir many things in comp by meself and only because they broke. it's really irritating ;D





/sorry for words, i don't check them in dictionary, just make up from my mind changing polish to english ;D/

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if it hurts push harder.

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hehe.. everyone should be able to fix their own computer, car or kitchen sink :) kudos to you!
your English is fine - don't worry! .. much better than my Polski ;)

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Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera !
- Jeanne D'Arc.
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but you don't learn it for 11 years, and i do! ;D

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if it hurts push harder.

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"5. I have never been drunk or (passed out from it), never taken any drugs, happy gas, sniffed
glue, eaten magic mushrooms etc.. (except coffee and aspirin). I get high from smelling a freshly bathed body,
sweet perfumes, and nice fruity shampoo'd hair. :) I believe in natural happiness, not a chemical induced one."

I hate to break it to you mate, but very few soaps, perfumes or shampoos actually contain anything natural, so for a good long while you've probably been getting a chemically induced euphoria. Or do you insist on Body Shop only cleansing products????

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Love is the Law, Love Under Will

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whenever I give presents of this kind of stuff - yes Body Shop is my fave :)
I'm impressed this Canadian co. has such a world-wide presence:)
..hehe well.. hard to avoid all chemicals.. incl my Scotch tape, but it's not yet
a controlled substance ;)

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Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera !
- Jeanne D'Arc.
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what's the odor of fear? is it a heavy smell like a musk or is it coppery like blood?

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"dwell in possibility."-emily dickinson
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I would say more musky - unlike clean sweat.. there's got to be some phermone
or dissolved substance in there under flight/flee conditions.

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Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera !
- Jeanne D'Arc.

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