ANOTHER SLAP COMBAT (tm) useless INFO JOURNAL
don't blame me! made me do it!

Three names you go by
1. H
2. Putzi
3. Adolf (yes the lady at the market can't remember my name, but remembers
it's German so she calls me Adolf!){actually I've been called The Spelling Nazi before}

Three screen names you've had
1. Waldo
2. classified by order of CIA
3. classified by order of FBI

Three physical things you like about yourself
1. My nose
2. My eyes
3. classified

Three physical things you don't like about yourself
1. my ears
2. may hair
3. classified

Three parts of your heritage
1. Peruvian/Inca/Spanish language, art and culture
2. Heil! Papers Bitte! Mach schnell!
3. classified - closed case X-file involving alien DNA.

Three things that scare you
1. really big spiders, snakes, people with hairy backs or one eyebrow
2. total truth
3. George Bush (really really scary!)

Three of your everyday essentials
1. shower & brush teeth
2. coffee (strong!), apple juice and waffles for breakfast!
3. reading/books/internet/email/music/cats (ok I realise that's waaay more than 3)

Three things you are wearing right now
1. black pants
2. black top, black socks
3. black eye patch

Three of your favorite bands/musical artists
1. Mozart
2. Beethoven
3. Jean Michel Jarre (plus a whole bunch of eclectic 80 & 90s bands like DM, The Cure, Spoons, Tears 4 Fears,INXS, Crowded House, YAZZ, Kraftwerk, Alan Parsons Project...)

Three of your favorite songs (this week)
1. Mad World ( Gary Jules -Donnie Darko Soundtrack)
2. Don't Speak (No Doubt)
3. A Letter to Elise (The Cure)

Three new things you want to try in the next 12 months
1. being in love again
2. getting off this boring continent
3. living life

Three things you want in a relationship
1. Honesty, true love, someone who loves me back as much as I love them
2. Somebody smart enough to appreciate me: brains - not IQ. but beauty in thoughts
3. Soul Mate

Two truths and a lie
1. I cannot tell a lie
2. I cannot tell the truth
3. the liar's paradox was not invented by Greeks

Three things about the opposite sex that appeal to me
1. Kindness, by itself, to children and animals
2. Beauty - I'm a sucker for pale skin, green eyes, dark hair
3. that all woman are beautiful in some way - one only must find it
( I tried one of these web date/compatibilty tests and it apologized that my criteria could only be met by less than 0.5% of the population, and in 30,000 women, not one matched. sounds about right, since I'm looking for that one in a million, or 100 million )

Three of your favorite hobbies
1. Reading (everthing)
2. designing and building robotic children (and bringing back to life really ancient computers)
3. painting, drawing (badly), trolling DA for cool art and strange people

Three things you want to do really badly right now
1. classified
2. win at least 20 million$ in the lottery. aw. come on! why not? I guess buying a ticket will help?
3. sex? what's that? I told you! - I'm robosexual. It's not part of the base software.

Three careers you're considering
1. romance novel writer (geek, love at first sight sub-genre)
2. artificial intelligence designer
3. kid's toy engineer (I want to make a Teddy like in the movie AI)

Three places I want to go on vacation
1. Turkey
2. NZ
3. Spain

Three things to do before I die
1. Fall in love again (and be loved)
2. Marry
3. Have children or robots

Three celeb crushes
1. Isabella Rosellini
2. Milla Jovovich
3. Jodie Foster

I now hereby Slappeth ....
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